Heidi Montag is officially well on her way to looking like Joan Rivers and Janice Dickenson and I find it quite disgusting to say the least. I completely understand the “I would feel more beautiful inside if I looked more beautiful on the outside” mantra, but 10 plastic surgeries in one session? Get real! I find it terribly annoying that she claims to be much happier now, but can’t even move her cheeks enough to sport a smile. Heidi used to be an attractive young female who prowled around with confidence and grace. Now, she has officially aged way beyond her years, and can’t even eat a hamburger with a fork and knife. I watched The Hills final season premier last Tuesday, and couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that her face was so stiff she couldn’t even cry when her mom told her ‘the old’ Heidi was far more beautiful than ‘the new’ one. The overwhelming list of things she got “fixed” included liposuction (like she needed it), a nose job, a boob job, ear pinning, eyebrow lift, back shaping and the list goes on. On the show she made the comment that she was done for a while. Jesus….I should hope so! Considering there isn’t a whole lot left to do, I think getting any more done would be a huge mistake. US Weekly tells us that ‘Heidi and her friends have been destroyed by fame.’ I think its safe to say that statement is completely false considering a) Heidi doesn’t have any friends, and b) almost everyone from The Hills has gone on to better themselves (with the exception of Kristin) both in their personal lives by ditching the useless duds of boyfriends, and in their career paths by taking chances and experiencing new things. Cast members like Lauren, Audrina and Whitney seem to have everything under control while Heidi can’t hold a job, marries a complete douche, and wrecks her face and body - the only thing she had going for her. And yet, I can’t seem to find any sympathy for the stupid twat.
