Sunday Night Supper...

On Sunday we had BBQ'd chicken breast, salad, potatoes, and homemade Skunk Turds. Yum!

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other...

Emails From An Asshole...

A month or so ago, I stumbled accross a website that I find myself constantly constantly going back to for updates and new posts. I've posted one of my favorite entries from the website below, and if you dont understand, how it works is the guy that runs the website replies to ads online, and tries his absolute hardest to offend and/or serious piss people off. Aside from offending graphics and harsh language, it is totally worth checking out. Visit www.dontevenreply.com. It'll be worth it!

"Wood Chipper Rental"

Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO

From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike


From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.


From Me to Joe ******:
I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike


From Joe ****** to Me:
I don't see why not. What are you using it for?


From Me to Joe ******:
Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.
Mike


From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.


From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike


From Joe ****** to Me:
.......................................wow. No.


From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike


From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.


From Me to Joe ******:
I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike

Saturday Night Supper

This week we had to change it up a bit due to Easter and whatnot, so we had our 'Sunday Night Supper' on Saturday Night. I originally wanted to make beef stew, but had patience issues with the nine thousand six hundred and forty three people who had an urge to go shopping at the same time as me Saturday afternoon. So instead of spending forty three hours trying to make my way through the produce section, I simply picked up some stuff for salad and headed home to use ingredients I already had. I made what I would call 'Sweet Onion Chicken' with baked potatoes, tossed salad, and homemade confetti for dessert.




I took a bite and felt pretty good for finally not failing miserably. I continued eating and asked Nick what he thought. He gave me a shoulder shrug and replied with an "it's alright". I guess I didnt achieve the "WOW" factor, but it was much better than anything I've created thus far, so I consider this a pass!

PS: Check out my PERFECT grill marks! Hooray!