You Know You're A Redneck When...

...you drive an hour and a half so you can eat Bonanza on Valentine's Day. Yes ma'am, we packed up the dogs around 4:00, and hit the road to Moose Jaw. I was on holidays and Nick was off because it was too cold to work, so it worked out perfectly. As usual, we both ordered shrimp, and pigged out on the salad bar. It was a perfect trip (minus the check engine light in my car coming on), and we were home around 9:00. Nothing says I love you like 'Two Can Dine for $19.99'!!!